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10 Female Rejection Lines – Translation;-)

Posted on: 18/01/2010

10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in ‘Deliverance.’

9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I don’t want to do my dad.

8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. Translation: You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on.

7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.

6. I’ve got a boyfriend. Translation: I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.

5. I don’t date men where I work. Translation: I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.

4. It’s not you, it’s me. Translation: It’s you.

3. I’m concentrating on my career. Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

2. I’m celibate. Translation: I’ve sworn off only the men like you.

1. Let’s be friends. Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It’s the male perspective thing.

Source: http://www.spooftimes.com/spooftimes/NewsDetail.aspx?articleId=ad237092-342d-4907-8270-083d313d2cc5&AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1

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